Just for Laughs.

Customer: "How much does Windows 7cost?"
Tech Support: "Windows 7 costs about $200."
Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"


Tech Support: "How can I help you?"
Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."
Tech Support: "What program is it?"
Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."
Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"
Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows."

Amos K.